I Think She Smokes Pot

That was too deep. I know. I was drunk.
But hey, I really did have every Cosby episode on VHS.

I should be writing a paper right now, about Pepys. I think I talked about Pepys already. Say it like Peeeeps. Sure looks like PepEEs to me.

I caught a bus to Oxford on Saturday. Oxford is a great place. Oxford has townies, a la Harrisonburg. However, these are not your average townies. These townies have the most townie experience than any university town in the western hemisphere. During Darren's history tour of Oxford a couple of weeks ago, I saw the walls that surround parts of the University, huge walls. These walls were built in about the 12th century ?...I think, built to protect the students from the crazy medieval townies. If you thought tension was high in your college town, think again. I don't think anyone tries to spear you on horseback when you're quietly reading your book on the Quad. I think 21st century Oxford townies have brought it down a notch, but they are still crazy fuckers.

I got a chicken kebob fully loaded and fell asleep watching Sonny Crockett and his pet alligator on the screen.

This weekend we met some people. They like Americans. Quite a lot, actually, maybe too much. In any case, it's always good when you meet people who know where they stand in the world, behind the United States. Yeah, I said it.

Spring break is approaching soon. You'll be at the beach. I'll be in Italy. I think we'll both be doing damn good.

Ok, I promise Dave Matthews will not be a topic in every fucking clip I write, but this needs some attention.
Saturday it was brought to my attention (no I didn't find out on my own) by my good friend Jason Pritchard that Dave had scheduled a show in London at King's College Union for February 28th. Not much notice. There's a problem with this situation. The Union holds 550 people. My beloved 7 year Warehouse seniority is not going to help me. Warehouse ticketing is only open to members with UK residential billing addresses. Great. So what would you do? A small amount of tickets will go on sale to the public Tuesday morning at 10am. I have a feeling Monday night will be a night on the street. If this seems to be lacking emotion, I am emotionally drained from the thought of not being at the show that is less than a mile away from my current dwellings.
The end.


I'll be back

Cheer-i-o